New things learned

To be perfectly honest, I didn't do much today. All I can blog about are these new things that I learned:

• All of China is currently blocked from YouTube.
• According to AskMen, the #1 gentlemanly gesture is holding the door for a woman. #2 and #3, respectively, are introducing her to people you meet and turning off your phone at the table. 
• Offshore accounts are expensive and often require you to own property in the foreign country. In return you can receive tax benefits or hightened confidentiality about your assets. 
• The Battle Tower in Pokemon Crystal is super difficult to beat.
• According to AskMen, I'm allowed to have a mancrush on Barack Obama. He's a straightshooter, he owns up to his shortcomings, and he stands up for his beliefs like a man.

Tomorrow I'll do some real work.